Donald

a total orphan

before he was 2 months old

/ he is emotionally stunted

teenage girls would love him

if he went to their school

and he would break their hearts

like porcelain coffee mugs

donald has less than

a kindergarten level education

/ spent his childhood in hospitals

nearly lost his tail to a lasceration

when he was only 7 months

/ had it shaved for surgery

now he's twice that age

not interested in school or girls

prefers to hang around the house

examining the space below doors

fighting plastic bags

and pushing things off ledges